f0rthehorde:

And yet we still have a story to write together.

everytime im trynna be gay she one-ups me 😤

(Source: catchymemes)

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

marina-diamandis:

In the most biblical sense I am beyond repentance fame hooker prostitute wench vomits her mind..but in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense Judas kiss me if offensed or wear an ear condom next time

inthetags:

reblog this and put your top 5 panic! at the disco songs in the tags

i keep getting worse so hospital tonight 🤟😔

(Source: catchymemes)

eggplay:

aaronaamporaa:

romanorgasm:

THE LADIES OF DREAMWORKS ARE SO

DAMN GORGEOUS

DAMN BRAVE

DAMN BADASS

DAMN SEXY

DAMN SWEET

DAMN AWESOME

BRAVO DREAMWORKS

FOUR FOR YOU DREAMWORKS

YOU FORGOT THE SASSIEST OF THE DREAMWORKS LADIES

i thought you meant the fish was sexy and i’ve been crying for like three minutes over sexy dreamworks fish i hate America

(Source: viictuurious)

(Source: thisishangingrockcomics)

feenyxblue:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

bpdmemes:

Alexa release the serotonin

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

Portal(2007)